Vintage Flight Bags

Once upon a time when you walked into a travel agency to buy an airline ticket from a real live person, you often received a free flight bag in return.  Well, I'm afraid those days are long gone.  A free flight bag from an airline?  Are you kidding me?

Mimi models the perfect airplane outfit to guarantee ease through those dreaded security gates.  No scarf.  No jewelry.  Slip-on shoes.  There's nothing more humiliating (and annoying) than watching a woman do a strip tease in front of you.  Keep it simple, simple, simple.  Bon voyage!