Canadian Geese in Kansas

Mimi:   "Is that goose really in a planter?"
Me:  "In front of a shopping mall, no less."
Mimi:  "Cute, but please don't buy any clothes with geese on them."
Me:  "How about penguins?  I saw a penguin skirt that I really really want."
Mimi:  "Noooooo!!!!"